funny anniversary sayings 2010 01 20
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer
Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
