funny alcohol sayings 2010 03 22 p2
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my [wife/husband] to go swimming.Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy!
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Always remember that you take more out of alcohol than alcohol takes out of you.
