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Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste. - Brecht

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.



If at first you don't succeed, then sk

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Better bend than break. - Carl W. Buechner

"People that know everything are usually never listened to." - Curtis D. Tucker

Prejudiced people are all alike.
There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over. - Carl W. Buechner

You've got a lot of choices. If ge

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Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
Bloom where you planted - Mary Englebreit

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien

It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.


1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-for-weddings-2010-03-09-p4/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-for-weddings-2010-03-09-p4/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:02:47 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-for-weddings-2010-03-09-p4/ It's simple...I love you with all my heart!

Knowing you'll be in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful!

Marriage is choosing someone again and again to love and to cherish with each new dawn.

Thank you for sharing in the celebration of our love and commitment on our wedding day.

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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. ~Peter Devries


Dance through life with me - the best is yet to be.

From long ago and far away love brought us to our wedding day!

Happiness is being married to your best friend.


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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity--everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the so

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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Author: Jean Kerr

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Any married man should forget his mistakes

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The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.

True love is but a glimpse of heaven.


I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning


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There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the la

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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

You are the reason why I'm smiling everyday. You make the world beautiful for me.

Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and

1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p7/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p7/ Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:23:06 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p7/ Season 1, Episode 15:
They were not "friends". They were imaginary colleagues.

Season 1, Episode 16:
What twelve year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
What computer do you have? And please don't say "a white one."

Season 1, Episode 17:
Actually, I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character. Now I just find hi

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Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?
At this point I should inform

1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p5/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p5/ Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:21:45 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p5/ We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny's introduced into our environment. And having never been to Nebraska I'm relatively certain that I have no Corn Husking antibodies.
Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.

Season 1, Episode 12:
While Mr. Kim, by virtue of youth and naiveté, has

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I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, you don't have dinosaurs.

Season 1, Episode 9:
Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that

1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p3/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p3/ Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:20:30 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sheldon-sayings-2010-03-07-p3/ There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.


Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?


Season 1, Episode 5:
Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
Of course I'm listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.


Season 1, Episode 7

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I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man w

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Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.


Season 1, Episode 2:
Ah gravity, thou a

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"I didn't know."
"Well, it's not like spotting a toupee."
Elaine and Jerry, "The Virgin"


"Have you totally blocked out the entire time we were a couple?"
Elaine to Jerry, "The Stakeout"

"Are you close with your parents?" "Well, they gave birth to me and... yada yada yada..." "Yada what?" "Yada... yada... yad

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"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
"You want bread?"
"Yes please."
"Three dollars!
"What?"
"No soup for you!"
George and the Soup Nazi, "The Soup Nazi"

"I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
George, "The Good Samaritan"

"I'm much more comfortab

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"You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
Jerry to Kramer, "The Parking Spot"

"Ye

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