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• Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.



• Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not underst
  
  1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-computer-sayings-2012-05-10/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-computer-sayings-2012-05-10/ Wed, 09 May 2012 19:20:38 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-computer-sayings-2012-05-10/
  
  
  
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
  
  
  
  • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
  
  
  
  • Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
  
  
  
  • "See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now."
  
  
  
  • My software never has bugs. It just devel
    
    3 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sex-sayings-2012-05-03/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sex-sayings-2012-05-03/ Wed, 02 May 2012 19:24:47 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sex-sayings-2012-05-03/
    
    
    
    • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
    
    
    
    • Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
    
    
    
    • My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
    
    
    
    • Sex... the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expen
      
      7 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-04-26/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-04-26/ Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:08:52 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-04-26/
      
    • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
    
    
    
    • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
    
    
    
    • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
    
    
    
    • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.
    
    
    
    • Did
    
    
    18 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-book-sayings-2012-04-19/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-book-sayings-2012-04-19/ Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:00:08 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-book-sayings-2012-04-19/
    
    
    
    • Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
    
    
    
    • Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
    
    
    
    • I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a b
      
      19 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-about-work-2012-04-12/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-about-work-2012-04-12/ Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:35:40 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-about-work-2012-04-12/
      
      
    • Accomplishing the impossible only means that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
    
    
    
    • A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
    
    
    
    • Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
    
    
    
    • Employer: "I'm looking for a part time Girl-Friday. Are you interested?"
      Applicant: "No, thanks. I'm all girl seven days a week!"
    
    
    
    • If w
    
    
    23 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-april-fool-sayings-2012-04-01/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-april-fool-sayings-2012-04-01/ Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:48:41 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-april-fool-sayings-2012-04-01/ Hope you find them funny.
    
    
    
    
    
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      You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
      
    
    
    
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      Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
      
    
    
    
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      On 2012-03-31 if anyone praises you for
      
      20 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-medical-sayings-2012-03-29/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-medical-sayings-2012-03-29/ Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:02:53 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-medical-sayings-2012-03-29/
      
      
      
    • If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.
    
    
    
    • Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
    
    
    
    • The doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
    
    
    
    • Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you an
    
    
    20 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-spring-sayings-2012-03-22/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-spring-sayings-2012-03-22/ Wed, 21 Mar 2012 19:21:48 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-spring-sayings-2012-03-22/
    
    
  • In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
  
  
  
  • Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
  
  
  
  • One swallow does not make a spring, nor does one fine day.
  
  
  
  • The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.
  
  
  
  • Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
  
  
  23 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-15/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-15/ Wed, 14 Mar 2012 20:32:15 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-15/
  
  
  
  
  
  • Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other.
  
  
  
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
  
  
  
  
  • I wish real life was like the cartoons, I could w
    
    40 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-08/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-08/ Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:33:37 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-03-08/ The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.
    Hope you find them funny.
    
    
    
    
    • Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair.
    
    
    
    • You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
    
    
    
    • I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap peo
      
      37 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-02-29/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-02-29/ Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:28:42 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-facebook-status-2012-02-29/
      
      
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      Cop: "When is your birthday?"
      Drunk Teen: "September 25."
      Cop: "What year?"
      Drunk Teen: "Every year!"
      
    
    
    
    • It is really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
    
    
    
    • "I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."
    
    
    
    • A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like wo
    
    
    41 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-23-about-the-big-bang-theory/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-23-about-the-big-bang-theory/ Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:00:09 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-23-about-the-big-bang-theory/ Hope you find them funny.
    
    
    
    
    
    
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      Amy: I find the notion of romantic love an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.
      
    
    
    
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      Penny: Another night? I guess your could try... but deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.
      
      32 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-16-about-the-big-bang-theory-/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-16-about-the-big-bang-theory-/ Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:55:42 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-16-about-the-big-bang-theory-/ Hope you find them funny.
      
      
      
      
      
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        Sheldon: The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. You manage to open it only to find yourself face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, moss-covered ogre. What do you do?
        Howard: I say, "Hey Ma, what's for dinner?"
        
      
      
      
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        Penny: Mrs Cooper? Hey,
        
        40 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-10-about-women-and-men/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-10-about-women-and-men/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:46:04 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-10-about-women-and-men/
        The following is a collection of funny women and men sayings which I enjoy a lot.
        Hope you find them funny.
        
        
        
        
        
        • The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.
        
        
        
        • Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
        
        
        
        • My mother never saw
          
          46 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-02-about-wine/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-02-about-wine/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:40:21 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-02-02-about-wine/ Hope you find them funny.
          
          
          
          • What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.
          
          
          
          • What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends!
          
          
          
          • I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
          
          
          
          
          38 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-19-about-man-life-love-god-/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-19-about-man-life-love-god-/ Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:38:03 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-19-about-man-life-love-god-/ Hope you find them funny.
          
          
          
          
          
          • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?' I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
          
          
          
          • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
          
          
          
          • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, wh
            
            56 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-16-about-marriage-/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-16-about-marriage-/ Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:28:13 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-16-about-marriage-/ The following is a collection of funny marriage sayings which I enjoy a lot.
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            • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
            
            
            
            • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
            
            
            
            
            • Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who c
              
              54 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-05-about-computer-/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-05-about-computer-/ Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:10:07 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2012-01-05-about-computer-/ The following is a collection of funny computer sayings which I enjoy a lot.
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              • If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 or version Beta.
              
              
              
              • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
              
              
              
              • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
              
              
              
              • I would love to change th
                
                50 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2011-12-29-about-law-and-lawyer/ http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2011-12-29-about-law-and-lawyer/ Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:28:03 MST http://www.funnysayings.us/funny-sayings/funny-sayings-2011-12-29-about-law-and-lawyer/ Hope you find them amusing and entertaining and funny~~
                
                
                
                
                
                • There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.
                
                
                
                
                • Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
                
                
                
                
                • Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
                
                
                
                
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