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funny sayings part 8

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

A comedian does funny things. A g

funny sayings part 9

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil .

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But no

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funny sayings part 10

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so

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funny sayings part 11

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.


Most fools think they are only ignorant.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

this is my love dream |love dream

Never have I wanted
someone like this before
Now we are all alone
let me explain it more
A little romance girl, is all that's on my mind
Tonight we could fly so high
I'll do all the things you like


(If its all right, can I...)
Come lay next to you girl
(If its okay, can I play...)
And climb into your world
(I know its late, but I can't wait)
I need to feel you now

funny sayings part 12

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)


The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits


Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice,
dedication and respect for authority.

I hate music | hate music

I hate music, but I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa!
But that's not music! Not what I call MUSIC, no sir!

Music is a lot of men with a lot of tails making lots of noise like a lot of
females
Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall where they really don't want to be
at all with a lot of chairs and a lot of heirs and a lot of furs and ...

funny sayings part 13

Death is hereditary.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

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funny sayings part 14

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.


So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.




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