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funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p13


The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

It’s a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when you decide how to respond.


funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p14


Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.


The t

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p8


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.



I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.



Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi


A bum asked me "Give me $10 till payday." I asked "When's pa

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p9


The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.


I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about that. I work very hard and I'm worth every cent.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
Dennis Miller



A good rule of thumb is if you've mad

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p1


HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


The trouble with unemployment

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p2


Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.


Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.


Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.


Quotes from a

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p3



Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.


Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.


An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.


I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and lo

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p4


Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved a

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p5


The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.


No project was ever completed on time and within budget.



The harder I work the luckier I get.


The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost



If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John G

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p6


People are always available for work in the past tense.


If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.


I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.


Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p7


We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people.


In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker


Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen


It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

funny sayings 2010 05 22 p2


For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Samuel Goldwyn

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

I like marriage. The idea.
Toni Morrison


Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Don M


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