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funny retirement sayings 2010 03 01 p1

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. - Gene Perret

Retired takes all t

funny retirement sayings 2010 03 01 p2

It's true. There really is life after retirement.

I'm retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.

Old enough to retire. Young enough to enjoy it.

Actually I retired 2 years before I stopped work.

Retired: I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. - George Foreman

Retirement: When you quit working

funny retirement sayings 2010 03 01 p3

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be old to qualify.

Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hampster's slowing down.

Welfare is not a retirement plan

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying abou

funny romantic sayings 2010 03 01 p1

Till death us do part

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." - Mother Theresa

"Love reminds you that nothing else matters." - Amy Bushell

Live well, laugh often, and love with all of your heart!

Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

"Greater is he who acts from love than he who act

funny romantic sayings 2010 03 01 p2

Love is the heart of the soul. - Robert Paul

All is fair in love and war. - Proverb

Love is a never ending feeling.- Adeil Prince - Rance

Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor

Will you marry me?

I pledge my love to you

"The love we give away is the only love we keep." - Elbert Hubbard

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. - Jean Anouilh (1910-1987)

funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p1

If you see an onion ring - answer it!

I just love the smell of cow dung in the morning. - - Dane Peddigrew


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
That's 'bout as dum as a bag '

funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p2

She's as useful as a tit on a boar hog.

Don't you make me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya.

She's uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He ain't but a fart in a wind storm.

Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

Don’t worry too

funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p3

The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

You can always tell a Texan, but you can never tell him very much.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. -- Jeff Foxworthy

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.

You couldn


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