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funny sayings for valentines 2010 03 05 p2

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.


The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.

True love is but a glimpse of heaven.

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

funny sayings for valentines 2010 03 05 p3

True love is but a glimpse of heaven.

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabe

funny sayings for t-shirts 2010 03 04 p1

It's all my mothers fault.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there?

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take a

funny sayings for t-shirts 2010 03 04 p2

Boldly going nowhere.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

My dad is a Lifer. - - Dane Peddigrew

Nothing personal, but surfing is not the sport for you.

What's the worst that could happen?

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

funny sayings for t-shirts 2010 03 04 p3

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.-Noelie Alito

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Make scrapbooks, not dinner.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

i'm special, you're not, get over it.

Under pressure, lumps of coal turn beautiful.

funny thank you sayings for any occasion 2010 03 04 p1

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. - Malayan Proverb

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. - Oscar Wilde

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. -

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli

funny thank you sayings for any occasion 2010 03 04 p2

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim. - William Feather

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

One person can make a di

funny Sayings for stupid occasion 2010 03 02 p1

You don't have mail.

Your boss will always be early when you're late and late when you're early.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

According to the latest official figures, 43 per cent of all statistics are totally worthless.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of


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