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funny sayings 2010 09 27

~ “A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend’s houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.” —Unknown

~ he ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.


~ “Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast abo

funny sayings 2010 09 19

If you think about it long enough, you’ll see that it’s obvious.

If you can’t remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.


Examine what is said, not who speaks.


Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.


Did you just fart?? …Because you blew me away!

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

When they bought a water bed, the couple started to

funny sayings 2010 09 15

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What does ORLY mean?
Oh really?

today's funny sayings:


~ Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

~ The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

~ Only a seven-year-old can actually taste the difference. When I was a kid, I could

funny tv sayings 2010 09 13



Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.


My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.


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I cannot sing, dance or act - w

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funny friend sayings 2010 08 30

===========================funny friend sayings========

You're a 24-year old man who wants to keep his 66-year old girlfriend from leaving.

Do you C) slam the door on her hand,
hit her on the head with pillows,
twist her nose,
and force her to kiss a picture of her dead husband?

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We can now add "Doctors start to fight" to

funny children sayings 2010 08 27


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Fun idea:
Not got kids?
Hire a babysitter anyway,
say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
On your return ask where your child is.


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funny sayings 2010 08 25

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If you need advice, text me...
If you need a frind, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money,
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Man: What is a million years

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funny facebook sayings 2010 08 04


If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.


I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.


I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.


Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.


I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


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funny monalisa pictures 2010 08 02

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