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funny baby sayings 2010 05 03 p2


Babies haven’t any hair;
Old men’s heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lie a haircut and a shave.



Every baby needs a lap.

Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.

Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.


Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.

Children

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p3



Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Once your heart gets broken you start to see cracks in everything.

I thought when love for you died, I should die.
It’s dead. Alone, most strangely, I live on.

The flame of love is now just a cold loneliness.



Love is unconditional, relationships are not.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest

funny baby sayings 2010 05 03 p3


A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.


Children are our most valuable natural resource.


It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some mone

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p4


My love lies bleeding.

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.


The cure for anything is salt water –

funny autumn sayings 2010 05 04 p1


Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.

Autumn is the year’s last and loveliest smile.

No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds – November.

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.



Autumn is the season of liberty for the leaves.

Every leaf speaks bliss to m

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p5


It’s been raining since you left me, now I’m drowning in the flood.
You see, I’ve always been a fighter, but without you I give up.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

The heart is the

funny autumn sayings 2010 05 04 p2


October’s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.

Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.

There is a harmony
In autumn, and a lustre in its sky,
Which through the summer is not heard or seen,
As if it could not be, as if it had not been.


touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born .

Deep inside, we’re still

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p6


In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.


Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

They say that time heals all wounds but all it’s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you

funny autumn sayings 2010 05 04 p3



No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.


If you do not sow in the spring you will not reap in the autumn.

The smile that flickers on baby’s lips when he sleeps- does anybody know where it was borne? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescen

funny comical sayings 2010 05 01 p1


Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.


funny birthday sayings 2010 05 02 p1



Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.


Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.



There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get

funny autumn sayings 2010 05 04 p4


Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.



I cannot endure to waste anything as precious as autumn sunshine by staying in the house. So I spend almost all the daylight hours in the open air.

Autumn wins you best by this its mute appeal to sympathy for i


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