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funny clever sayings 2010 05 01 p3



Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?


How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.


A criminal is a

funny baseball sayings 2010 05 03 p2



The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.


Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.


There are thre

funny anniversary sayings 2010 05 04 p2



Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.

Are we not like two volumes of single book ?


On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.


I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of my l

funny clever sayings 2010 05 01 p4


If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

God is clever

funny baseball sayings 2010 05 03 p3


People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.


A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and

funny anniversary sayings 2010 05 04 p3


Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.


There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to your loved one.

25th Anniversary – A celebration of love as bright and enduring as silver.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.


A marriage anniversary is the celebration of l

funny clever sayings 2010 05 01 p6


I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.



To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.



Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it tell

funny baseball sayings 2010 05 03 p4


It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possible be – in baseball and in life.



Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.


The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.



Baseball is the only place in life where a

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p1


Love is like a puzzle. When you’re in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.

It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time.

They say that if you love someone you should let them go,
but they never say what to do when they don’t come back.

Ever has it been that lo

funny baby sayings 2010 05 03 p1


A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.



Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.

Bab

funny broken heart sayings 2010 05 02 p2


Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.



Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts.

I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had.



With what a deep devot


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