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funny graduation sayings 2010 05 12 p2


Education is the best provision for old age.

A college education is not a quantitative body of memorized knowledge salted away in a card file. It is a taste for knowledge, a taste for philosophy, if you will; a capacity to explore, to question to perceive relationships, between fields of knowledge and experience.

Education is the ability to meet life's situations.



We know what we

funny graduation sayings 2010 05 12 p3


The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The fruit of liberal education is not learning, but the capacity and desire to learn; not knowledge, but power.


Instruction ends in the school-room, but education ends only with life.

The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.


Let us follow our destiny, ebb and flow.

funny graduation sayings 2010 05 12 p4



Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course--because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.


Every successive generation becomes a living memorial of our public schools, and a living example of their excellence.

The most important aspect of freedom of speech is freedom to learn. All education is a continuou

funny graduation sayings 2010 05 12 p5


What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.



Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.


The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of educ

funny college sayings 2010 05 12 p1


Look to the Classics, History, to the Arts, for there is truth. Look away from the systems, the processes, the techniques.

The college undergraduate is a lot of things--many of them as familiar, predictable and responsible as the bounce of a basketball, and others as startling (and occasionally disastrous) as the bounce of a football.


College professor--someone who talks in other people

funny college sayings 2010 05 12 p2


Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

America's future walks through the doors of our schools every day.


I have never let schooling interfere with my education.

If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do

funny college sayings 2010 05 12 p3


College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas -- not ideas safe for students.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

A college education is not a quantitative body of knowledge salted away in a card file.

funny college sayings 2010 05 12 p4


The university is the archive of the Western ideal, the keeper of the Western culture, the guardian of our heritage, the dwelling of the free mind, the teacher of teachers.

Funny College Quotations

The important thing is the educational experience itself -- how to survive it.


Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

The chief value in goi

funny learning sayings 2010 05 12 p1


Learning is like rowing upstream; not to advance is to drop back.

He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.

Learn as though you would never be able to master it; hold it as though you would be in fear of losing it.

They know enough who know how to learn.

He that has sense knows that learning is not knowledge, but rather the art of using it.

A man only learns

funny book sayings 2010 05 11 p11


I like books. I was born and bred among them, and have the easy feeling, when I get in their presence, that a stable-boy has among horses.

If I had read as much as other men I would have known no more than they.

To know where you can find anything, that in short is the largest part of learning.

With the enormous and steady increase in the volume of our literature, we must rely more and

funny book sayings 2010 05 11 p12



The world of books is the most remarkable creation of man. Nothing else that he builds ever lasts. Monuments fall, nations perish, civilizations grow old and die out, and after an era new races build others. But in the world of books are volumes that have seen this happen again and again and yet live on, still young, still as fresh as the day they were written, still telling men's hearts of t

funny book sayings 2010 05 11 p13


Life is like a library owned by an author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.

It is impossible to enter a large library... without feeling an inward sensation of reverence, and without catching some sparks of noble emulation, from the mass of mind which is scattered around you.


The true university these days is a collection of books.



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