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funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p11


You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do nothing there will be no result.


If there is nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.

A child is a person who is going to carry on what you have started....the fate of humanity is in his hands.

Books are the compass and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared t

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p12


It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.



When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, the dunces are all against him.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He who can call today his own:
He who

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p13


If you want to be original, question all truths handed down to you.


Knowledge will forever govern ignorance: and a people who mean to be their own governours, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.


In everything that you do, consider the end.


Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself; you will never err if you listen to your own suggestions


Only do al

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p14


I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.


It is not great, but little good-haps that make up happiness.


A man who finds no satisfaction in himself seeks for it in vain elsewhere.


Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.


Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.


E

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p15


I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Only the educated are free.

To live life effectively is to live with adequate information.

Logic is the art of making the truth prevail.

The only happy man is he who thinks himself so.


Happy the man, and happy he alone,
Who can all today his own;
He who, secure within, can

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p16


An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth that humble reasoning of a single individual.

What are the aims which are at the same time duties? They are perfecting of ourselves, the happiness of others.

Con

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p1


He turns not back who is bound to a star.

The present is the point at which time touches eternity.

If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters.

You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.


The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose, is to learn to accept wha

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p17



A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth.


Genius always finds itself a century too early.



To be secure, be humble. To be happy, be content.

When you go to buy, don't show your silver.

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, speak a few reasonabl

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p2


Never assume the obvious is true.

Time and tide wait for no man.

Good advice costs nothing and is worth the price.

The difference between intelligence and education is this: intelligence will make you a good living.

Yes, there is a nirvana: it is in leading your sheep to a green pasture, and in putting your child to sleep, and in writing the last line of your poem.

It is dangerou

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p18


The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.

The efficient man is the man who thinks for himself, and is capable of thinking hard and long.

He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.


I've seen many

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p3


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Every madman thinks that all the rest of the world is mad.


Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p19


The better part of happiness is to wish to be what you are.



Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.

Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by


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