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funny sayings 2010 05 10 p8


The rose is fairest when 'tis budding new,
And hope is brightest when it dawns from fears.


The rose that lives its little hour
Is prized beyond the sculptured flower.


The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to

funny sayings 2010 05 10 p9


Here bloom red roses, dewy wet,
And beds of fragrant mignonette.

I owe perhaps becoming a painter to flowers.

The greatest service which can be rendered any country is to add a useful plant to its culture.

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their

funny sayings 2010 05 10 p10


A flowerless room is a soulless room, to my way of thinking: but even one solitary little vase of a living flower may redeem it.

Can we conceive what humanity would be if it did not know the flowers?

A morning glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If m

funny sayings 2010 05 10 p11


Thou cannot stir a flower
Without troubling a star.


There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray, love, remember: and there is pansies, that's for thoughts

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p16



If they could figure out a way to channel my anger, they could solve the energy crisis.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up bcause by that time I was too famous.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.


Simple diet is best; for many dishes bring many diseases: and rich sauces are worse tha

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p1


I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Tis not knowing much, but what is useful, that makes a wise man.

Since I gave up hope, I feel much better.

When people agree with me I always

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p17


The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead.

He that takes medicine and neglects diet, wastes the skill of the physician.

Stomach: A slave that must accept everything that is given to it, but which

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p2


Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

There are terrible temptations which it requires strength and courage to yield to.

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Nev

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p18


I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it -
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

To

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p3


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.

Three may keep a secret if two are dead.

The world is full of willing people;

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p19


You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.

Money isn't everything--but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.


We never repent of having eaten too little.

Common sense is in medicine the master workman.


The human body is made up of some four hundred muscles; evolved through centuries of physical activity. Unless these are used, they will deteriorate.

Health i

funny sayings 2010 05 09 p4


Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Economy is half the battle of life; it is not s


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