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funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p8


To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

But if you'll prosper, mark what I advise,
Whom age, and long experience render wise.


Tradition: A clock that tells us what time it was.


The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.



The old bel

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p6



In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before the money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.


The goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world.

For you wake one day,
Look around and say
Somebody wonderful
Married me.



The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p2


Birthdays? yes, in a general way;
For the most if not for the best of men:
You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:
So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?


From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.


The greatest comfort o

funny baby sayings 2010 05 16 p1


A baby is God’s way of saying the world should go on.


There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.


To heir is human.


Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head,

The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.


Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The m

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p7


Unto us all our days are love's anniversaries, each one
In turn hath ripen'd something of our happiness.


Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.


There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company that a good marriage.


What is there in the vale of life
Half so delightful as a wife;
When friendship, lo

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p3


There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.


We turn not older with years, but newer every day.


Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.


When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

If we could be twice young

funny baby sayings 2010 05 16 p2


Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.


A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.



But what am I?
An infant crying in the night:
An infant crying for the light,
And with no language but a cry.


Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.


A baby

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p8



Grow old with me!
The best is yet to be.
The last of life, for which the first is made.


You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore....
But let there be spaces in your togetherness
And let the winds of heaven dance between you.


Small is the trust when love is green
In sap of early years;
A little thing steps in between
And kisses turn to tears.



Love

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p7


The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.


Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.


Opinion says hot and cold, but the reality is atoms and empty space.

Be led by reason.


Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.


Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thi

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p8



You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference.

In life as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.


Know thine opportunity.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Fortify yo

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p9


Hit 'em where they ain't.

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.


No grief is so acute but time ameliorates it.

Only strong characters can resist the temptation of superficial analysis.


Oh, be he king

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p10



It's never over till it's over.

It is the surmounting of difficulties that makes heroes.



The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

We are never so happy, nor so unhappy, as we suppose ourselv


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