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funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p3

For life, with all its yields of joy and woe Is just a chance o' the prize of learning love.


Love concedes in a moment what we can hardly attain by effort after years of toil.

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.


Treasure each other in the recognition that we do not know how long we shall have each other.


And think not you can guide the course of love. Fo

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p2


Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.


To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still.

Youth passes like a dream.


It is, indeed, only in old age that intellectual men attain their sublime expression, whilst portraits of them in their youth show only the first traces o

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p1


In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.


Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.


Ask the child why it is born; ask the flower why it blossoms; ask the sun why it shines. I love you because I must love you.


Marriage is ever made by destiny.


When you meet someone who can cook and do house

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p3


The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all of the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.


Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.


Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.


It is not by muscle, speed or physical dexterity that great things are achieved, but by reflection, force of character, and judge

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p2



Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself.


There are three things that last: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.

Wedded love is founded on esteem.


I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


Grace and remembrance be to you both.


One sho

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p4



The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say.


As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.


He look'd in years, yet in his years were seen
A youthful vigor, and autumnal green.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of som

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p3


Honor, riches, marriage-blessing
Long continuance, and increasing,
Hourly joys be still upon you!


You were born together, and together you shall be for evermore....but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.


Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.


Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at,

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p5



Old age and the passage of time teach all things.


The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and just not think about your age.

Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.


So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.


The palest ink is better than the best memory.


Memory is the tre

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p4


The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.


Hark! The merry chimes are pealing,
Soft and glad the music swells,
Gaily in the night wind stealing,
Sweetly sound the wedding bells.

There is nothing half so sweet in life
As love's young dream.


He is blessed in love alone,
Who lo

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p6



To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.



I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always fifteen years older then I am.


A birthday:—and now a day that rose with much of hope, with meaning rife— A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle day of human life.


Whoever, in middle age, attemp

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p5


Two human loves make one divine.


A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness.



Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts.


Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks,
With silken lines and silver hooks.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet wo

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p1


Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.


No wise man ever wished to be younger.

80th (or more)
Oh, to be seventy again.


Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen

The years betw


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