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funny mother sayings 2010 05 17 p2



A mother's love is indeed the golden link that binds youth to age; and he is still but a child, however time may have furrowed his cheek, or silvered his brow, who can yet recall, with a softened heart, the fond devotion or the gentle chidings of the best friend that God ever gives us.


Men are what their mothers made them.

She broke the bread into two fragments, and gave them to the

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p6



The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.

A birthday:—and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife—
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life.


After 30, a body has a mind of its own.


A man thirty years old, I said to

funny mother sayings 2010 05 17 p3



A mother's love will draw up from the depths of the sea.


We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.


A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.


The mother's heart is in the child's schoolroom.

A mother understands what a child does not say.


The instruction received at the mother's knee, and the paternal lessons, together with the p

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p7


What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.


Life begins at forty.


This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.
Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert.

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.


Some people reach the age of sixty before others.


Wh

funny father sayings 2010 05 17 p1


One father is worth more than a hundred schoolmasters.


No man is responsible for his father. That is his mother's affair.

Train a child in the way he should go, and when he is old enough he will not depart from it.


It is a wise father that knows his own child.


I have found that the best way to give advice to you children is to find out what they want and then advise them to

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p8


Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.


Getting old ain't for sissies.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough

funny father sayings 2010 05 17 p2


A father is a banker provided by nature.


There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other wings.

Take more pleasure in giving what is best to another than in having it yourself, and then all the world will love you, and I more than all the world.


We never know the love of our parents for us until we become parents.

Blessed

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p9


Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.


Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.


On my seventieth birthday I felt as if I were standing on a mountain height, at whose foot the ocean of eternity was audibly rushin

funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p1


To live without loving is to not really live.


There is nothing that binds heart to heart so
Quickly amd safely as to trust and be trusted.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.


No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.


Love does not seek things for itself.
(Ccharitas non qu?rit qu? sua sunt.)


Nothing is hard for

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p10


Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its b

funny love sayings 2010 05 17 p2


Gather the rose of love whilst yet is time.


True love is the ripe fruit of a lifetime.

Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Vistor Hugo

It is not night when I do see your face.

Love not only occupies the higher lobes of the brain, but crowds out the lower to make room for its expansion.


The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest; the last smile the brightest; the

funny life sayings 2010 05 16 p1


As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.


The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully.


If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should not grow old.


Habits formed in early life and early education press upon us as we grow older.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time catches up with Mo


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