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funny sayings 2010 05 18 p9


Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Easter Day
The silver trumpets rang across the Dome:
The people knelt upon the ground with awe:
And borne upon the necks of men I saw,
Like some great God, the Holy Lord of Rome.

When love beckons to you follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
Though the sword hidden a

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p10


Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.


The man who has entered into a beautiful union is sure of at least one person to whom he can give the best the he possesses.


Let us no more contend, nor blame each other, blamed enough elsewhere, but s

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p11


I swear to thee by Cupid’s strongest bow,
By his best arrow with the golden head,
By the simplicity of Venus’ doves,
By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves, ...
By all the vows that ever men have broke
(In number more than ever women spoke).


Priest-like, he wore a robe more white than foam,
And, king-like, swathed himself in royal red,
Three crowns of gold rose high upon

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p12


Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.



Earth’s Easter
Earth has gone up from its Gethsemane,
And now on Golgotha is crucified;
The spear is twisted in the tortured side;
The thorny crown still works its cruelty.
Hark! while the victim suffers on the tree,
There sound through starry spaces, far and wide,
Such words as in the last

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p13


More than when first I singled thee, This only prayer is mine,— That, in the years I yet shall see, As, darling, in the past, thou'lt be My happy Valentine.

As sweet and musical
As bright Apollo’s lute, strung with his hair;
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.

For you wake one day,
Look around and say
Somebody wonderful
Married

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p14


Oh! little loveliest lady mine,
What shall I send for your valentine?
Summer and flowers are far away;
Gloomy old Winter is king to-day;
Buds will not blow, and sun will not shine:
What shall I do for a valentine?
I ’ve searched the gardens all through and through
For a bud to tell of my love so true;
But buds are asleep, and blossoms are dead
And the snow beats down on my poor little

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p15


My heart stole back across wide wastes of years
To One who wandered by a lonely sea,
And sought in vain for any place of rest:
“Foxes have holes, and every bird its nest,
I, only I, must wander wearily,
And bruise my feet, and drink wine salt with tears.”


Sweet are the words of Love, sweeter his thoughts:
Sweetest of all what Love nor says nor thinks.


Let husband and wife ne

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p16



A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and the way they express their love.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.


When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out.



Perhaps love is only the highest symbol of friendship, as all other things seem symbols of love.

What is love ? Two souls and on

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p4


We are always the same age inside.


Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30

funny mother sayings 2010 05 17 p1


God could not be everywhere, therefore he created mothers.


As is the mother, so is her daughter.

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.


The fate of the child is always the work of his mother.


The angels, whispering to one another
Can find, among their burning terms of love,
None so devotional as that of "Mother".



One good mother is worth a hundred school masters

funny wedding sayings 2010 05 17 p9



Marriage is a partnership in which each inspire the other, and brings fruition to both of you.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.


The Silver Wedding! on some pensive ear
From towers remote as the sound of silvery bells,
Today from one far unforgotten year
A silvery faint memorial music swells

And silver-pale the dim memorial light
Of musing age on youthful joys is sh

funny birthday sayings 2010 05 15 p5


It takes a long time to become young.

May you live all the days of your life.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.


My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.


Thirty-five is wh


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