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funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p3


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Every madman thinks that all the rest of the world is mad.


Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p19


The better part of happiness is to wish to be what you are.



Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.

Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by

funny life sayings 2010 05 14 p4



Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.


A team that has character doesn't need stimulation.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.


Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.


Belief in truth begins with doubting all that has hitherto been believed true.


A smooth sea never made

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p4



The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.


Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life and the neglected opportunity.

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never have tried to succeed.

There is no success without hardship.

Just as at the Olympic games it is not the handsomest or strongest m

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p5


You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.

Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten,
but they may start a winning game.


In the long run, men only hit what they aim at.

Dreams and dedication are a powerful combination.

To know how to wait is the great secret of success.



Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insuffi

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p6


Trust your hopes, not your fears.

Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible.

There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way.

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.


Life is a flower of which love is the honey.

Life is like a chariot-wheel that ever rolls along.

Life is like a library o

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p7


Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.

Pursue worthy aims.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p8


The only time you mustn't fail is the last time you try.


Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.



The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.


The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.

Life'

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p9



To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.

Every noble life leaves its fibre interwoven forever in the work of the world.

We are here to add what we can to, not what we can get from, life.

Man's most judici

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p10


Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.



The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins?

It's a very short trip. While alive, live.

We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, b

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p11



We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefor, is not an act but a habit.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.


Life is a building. It rises slowly, day by day, through the years. Every new lesson we learn lays a block on the edifice which is rising silently within us. Every experience, every touch of another life on ours, every infl

funny Inspiration sayings 2010 05 13 p12


There are no gains without pains.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.


How we spend our days, of course, is how we spend our lives.


One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Maturity of mind is capacity to endure uncertainty.


Remember no human condition is ever per


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