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funny sayings for movie 2010 05 19 p8


Adam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Dumb and Dumber



"Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you."
"Oh, now

funny sayings for movie 2010 05 19 p9


George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

My Best Friend's Wedding

Birdee: Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.

Hope Floats



"Oh! Sorry, did I get you?"
"NO, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You

funny sayings for movie 2010 05 19 p10


Edgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.

Demolition Man

Dave: If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.

Ski School




"Your money's mine, Green."
"Your fly's open, Gellar!!"
- Ross and Rachel in The One With All the Poker

"I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with, like, a lot of people's sha

funny sayings for movie 2010 05 19 p11


Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

The Truman Show


Buddha

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has no woes.




Bellamy Brooks

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
Cicero

The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.


Cicero

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p1


At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year.




At Christmas I no more desire a rose
Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled mirth;
But like of each thing that in season grows.

Love me, and tell me so sometimes.


Words are the key to the heart.

In all our losses, all our gains,
In all our pleasures, all our pains,
The life of life is: Love remai

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p2


’T was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads


Some say, that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is c

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p3


Christmas is here:
Winds whistle shrill,
Icy and chill.
Little care we;
Little we fear
Weather without,
Sheltered about The Mahogany Tree.

All mankind love a lover.


Love never claims, it ever gives.

Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.


The heart needs not for its heaven much space, nor many stars therein, if only the star of love has arisen.

It is sweet to feel

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p4


It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a Child himself.


There is nothing holier in this life of ours than the first consciousness of love, the first fluttering of its silken wings.

The sea hath its pearls
The heaven hath its stars
But my heart, my heart
Has its love.


In a successful marriage, there is no such thing

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p5


Calm on the listening ear of night
Come Heaven’s melodious strains,
Where wild Judea stretches far
Her silver-mantled plains.


Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back, and soften and purify the heart.


To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.


Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never dou

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p6


Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and quiet home!


Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.


A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee.

A happy marriage is a new beginning of

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p7


It was the calm and silent night!
Seven hundred years and fifty-three
Had Rome been growing up to might,
And now was queen of land and sea.
No sound was heard of clashing wars,
Peace brooded o’er the hushed domain;
Apollo, Pallas, Jove, and Mars
Held undisturbed their ancient reign
In the solemn midnight,
Centuries ago.


Our partner is essential to the discovery of our own calling

funny sayings 2010 05 18 p8



Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.


Life is a flower of which love is the honey.



Love rules the court,
The camp, the grove,
And men below, and the saints above,
For love is heaven and heaven is love.


Two pure souls fused into one by an impassioned love--friends, counselors--a mutual support an


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