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funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p4


Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.


The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.



There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.

Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not.

funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p5


I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.


The Romans didn’t find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.



Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Mktg. executive, Citrix Corporation)

My sister pas

funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p6


A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.


Be always sure you're right, then go ahead.


What holy cities are to nomadic tribes - a symbol of race and a b

funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p7


Sorry yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he’s out of.

What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)

How long is this Beta guy g

funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p8


The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.

Kids spell love T-I-M-E.


The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.

funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p9

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?


We recently received a memo from senior management saying, This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)

One day my b

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p3



Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.


Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.


An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.


I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and lo

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p4


Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved a

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p5


The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.


No project was ever completed on time and within budget.



The harder I work the luckier I get.


The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost



If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John G

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p6


People are always available for work in the past tense.


If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.


I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.


Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p7


We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people.


In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker


Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen


It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

funny work sayings 2010 05 25 p8


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.



I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.



Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi


A bum asked me "Give me $10 till payday." I asked "When's pa


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