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funny sayings 2010 05 21 p2


Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.
~Author : Alexander Hamilton funny witty Sayings

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
~Author

funny sayings 2010 05 21 p3


Life is a risk.
~Author : Diane Von Furstenberg Great Sayings

The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure.
~Author : Thornton Meanin

funny sayings 2010 05 21 p4


Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
~Author : Johann Georg Zimmermann Popular Sayings

Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
~Author : The Mishnah Wise Quotes


To hear complaints is wearisome to the wretched and the happy alike.
- Samuel Johnson


Sympathy is never

funny sayings 2010 05 21 p5


Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different.
~Author : Nancy BanksSmith Witty Sayings

"It happens to each according to his consciousness," is the Law of Consciousness.
~Author : L S Barksdale Motivational Sayings



Every man supposes himself not to be fully understood or appreciated.
- Ralph Waldo E

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p3


“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”
Chris Rock while hosting the Oscars

Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work.

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Cour

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p4


In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.


One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.



A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.



The

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p5



Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?

By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.

Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people.”

A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fa

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p6


Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.


If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t wor

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p7


I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.


Prejudices are what fools use for reason.


Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.


You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answer

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p8


If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.


Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”

I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.


Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

We have it. The smo

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p9


No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.


There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.


What year did Jesus think it was?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

“No comment” is a comment.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you se

funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p10


Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

On this show, your voice will be heard – in the form of my voice.

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a he


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