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Sayings for Greeting Cards 2010 02 03

Warm memories of good times and happiness always turn to thoughts of a wonderful friend like you.
Thanks you for a job well done.

Warning---Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap...park elsewhere!

Enjoy the card! It's also your gift.
On the keyboard of life, always keep your finger on the escape key.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half the time.

Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be......?


A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. - Douglas Pagels

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.


Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

You are my mother, you are my mom, you are my friend. Happy Birthday

Oh No! Not another learning experience.

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