When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it beg