funny sayings

The following is a collection of funny women and men sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.
• Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
• My mother never saw

The following is a collection of funny wine sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.
• What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends!
• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.

The following is a collection of funny man_life_love_god sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
• Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, wh

The following is a collection of funny marriage sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who c

The following is a collection of funny computer sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 or version Beta.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
• I would love to change th

The following is a collection of funny sayings about law & lawyer which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them amusing and entertaining and funny~~

• There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.
• Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
• Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

The following is a collection of funny travel sayings which I enjoy a lot. Hope you find them funny.

• You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
• The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
• The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.

funny facebook status is great for having a laugh with all your friends and keeping things fun. Enjoy my collection of funny status and funny sayings for facebook.

• Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions.
• I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
• Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
• A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
• Instead of warning pregnant wom

• Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.
• I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors.
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
• To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
• We worry about what a child

• You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
• Life isn’t about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
• I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
• God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.
• No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.

People have one thing in common, they're all different.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, w