funny sayings 2014 04 30
- We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
- I don't fart, I whisper in my panties... sometimes it's a scream.
- "A vodka, please." "Sir, this is McDonald's." "Ok, a MacVodka, please."
- Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves