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funny math sayings 2012 05 17

Here are some funny math sayings whick I like a lot.


  • Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.


  • Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not underst

funny computer sayings 2012 05 10

Here are some funny computer sayings whick I like a lot.


  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.


  • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.


  • Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.


  • "See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now."


  • My software never has bugs. It just devel

funny sex sayings 2012 05 03

Here is some funny sex sayings which I enjoy a lot.


  • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.


  • Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.


  • My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.


  • Sex... the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expen

funny sayings 2012 04 26


  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.


  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.


  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.


  • Did

funny book sayings 2012 04 19

The following is a collection of funny sayings about book which I enjoy a lot.


  • Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.


  • Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.


  • I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a b

funny sayings about work 2012 04 12



  • Accomplishing the impossible only means that the boss will add it to your regular duties.


  • A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


  • Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.


  • Employer: "I'm looking for a part time Girl-Friday. Are you interested?"
    Applicant: "No, thanks. I'm all girl seven days a week!"


  • If w

funny april fool sayings 2012 04 01

The following is a collection of funny sayings about april fool which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.




  • You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.



  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.



  • On 2012-03-31 if anyone praises you for

funny medical sayings 2012 03 29




  • If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.


  • Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.


  • The doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.


  • Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you an

funny spring sayings 2012 03 22



  • In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.


  • Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"


  • One swallow does not make a spring, nor does one fine day.


  • The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.


  • Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

funny facebook status 2012 03 15

The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.




  • Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.


  • The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."



  • I wish real life was like the cartoons, I could w

funny facebook status 2012 03 08


The following is a collection of funny facebook status which I enjoy a lot.
Hope you find them funny.


  • Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair.


  • You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


  • I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap peo

funny facebook status 2012 02 29




  • Cop: "When is your birthday?"
    Drunk Teen: "September 25."
    Cop: "What year?"
    Drunk Teen: "Every year!"


  • It is really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.


  • "I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.."


  • A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like wo


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