funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p5
I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
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The Romans didn’t find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Mktg. executive, Citrix Corporation)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said,"That would be better for me." (Shipping Executive, FTD Florists)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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