funny work sayings 2010 05 26 p12
I didn’t have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.(R&D Supervisor, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected. (CIO of Dell Computers)
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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