funny witicisms sayings 2010 03 11 p3
Shooting yourself in the foot is actually a lot less fun than nearly anything else.The more you understand, the crazier you get.
Don't believe everything you read in comic books.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Act your age, not your shoe size.
