funny witicisms sayings 2010 03 11 p2
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you wear a silly hat, everyone knows who you are.
Never turn your back on a charging turtle.
