funny witicisms sayings 2010 03 11 p1
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
