funny valentine sayings 2010 01 28
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.""Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." Anonymous
"Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”
Jules Renard
I feel great and I kiss even better. Unknown
To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. Unknown
Take my wife,please.
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you." ~ Unknown
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ Henry Louis Mencken
"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house." Anonymous
"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day."