funny two and a half men sayings 2010 03 07 p3
"People who live in fat asses shouldn't throw waffles."Charlie
Alan: "He's just a normal 11-year-old boy who happens to be grumpy."
Judith: "And I'm just a normal 35-year-old mother who happens to be running out of patience, and by patience I mean Prozac."
Alan: "Wait a minute, you can't still be 35."