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funny tv sayings 2010 09 13



Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.


My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.


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I cannot sing, dance or act - what else would I be but a talk show host.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I got sick of turning on the TV and seeing my face.

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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.


Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.



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