funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p3
The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.You can always tell a Texan, but you can never tell him very much.
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. -- Jeff Foxworthy
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.
You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
If you see an onion ring - answer it!
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
