funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p2
She's as useful as a tit on a boar hog.Don't you make me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya.
She's uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He ain't but a fart in a wind storm.
Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
Don’t worry too much about it. Just do all you can do and let the rough end drag.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Redneck Pickup Line - Ford or Chevy?- - Dane Peddigrew
