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funny things a redneck would say 2010 02 p1

If you see an onion ring - answer it!

I just love the smell of cow dung in the morning. - - Dane Peddigrew


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
That's 'bout as dum as a bag 'er bricks.

Bobba/ A person who provides men's haircuts.

He'd bitch if you hung him with a new rope.

I'm bowed up like a Halloween Cat.

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
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