funny thanksgiving sayings 2010 03 05 p2
Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day! ~Thanksgiving toast, from the movie Sweet NovemberThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. ~William Jennings Bryan
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser
"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."— Epictetus
"Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt."— Roseanne Barr
