funny southern sayings 2010 03 02 p4
He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.You've got champagne taste with a beer pocketbook.
He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
A true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in "Going to town, be back directly."
Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
Only a southerner knows the differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.
So dull he couldn't cut hot butter with a knife.
He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
