funny southern sayings 2010 03 02 p3
If you don’t stop I'll knock you in the head and tell God you died.You could start an argument in an empty house.
He'd gripe with a ham under each arm.
That boy’s more slippery than snot on a glass doorknob.
They’re off like a herd of turtles.
A true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full o' rocking chairs.
Well that just dills my pickle!
