funny short sayings 2010 05 06 p1
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off. [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
