funny sheldon sayings Season 3, Episode 1 The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
No, Mother, I cannot feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that I’m home safe does not prove that it worked. That logic is post hoc propter loc….. No, I’m not sassing you in Eskimo talk.Hello, Penny. I realize you’re currently at the mercy of your primitive biological urges, but as you have an entire lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?
You think you’re so clever. Well, let me just tell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your email periodically for a doozy.
They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me.
I’ll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.
