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funny seinfeld sayings 2010 03 07 p1

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!"
George, "The Visa"

"You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
Jerry to Kramer, "The Parking Spot"

"Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything."
Kramer, "The Baby Shower"
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