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funny school sayings 2010 05 08 p2



If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.


Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.


I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

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