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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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