funny sayings part 9
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil .
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
