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funny sayings for valentines 2010 03 08 p2

I love you more than anything... chocolate, t-bone steak, red wine. I will give these up just to have more of you.


There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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