funny Sayings for stupid occasion 2010 03 02 p2
Be different: conform.If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
No matter where you go, there you are.
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
I couldn’t believe how many people it took to drag that poor beached whale back out to sea. Sure glad I had my Viagra last night.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
