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funny Sayings for stupid occasion 2010 03 02 p2

Be different: conform.

If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?

No matter where you go, there you are.

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?

I couldn’t believe how many people it took to drag that poor beached whale back out to sea. Sure glad I had my Viagra last night.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
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