funny sayings about Obama 2010 12 06
"Oh, and did you know this is fraud awareness week? Fraud awareness week comes the week after the election when people realize the person they elected is a huge fraud." –Jay Leno"Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?" –Jay Leno
"George W. Bush’s memoir is out today. And the guy is apparently quite candid, quite honest in the memoir. It’s a big, big book. The problem is because of his economic policies nobody can afford to buy the book." –David Letterman
"President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep traveling until he finds his birth certificate." –David Letterman
"President Obama is still out of the country but he’s keeping in contact with Vice President Joe Biden to find out when it’s safe to come back home." –Jay Leno
"President Obama said on ‘60 Minutes’ that he wants to bring back the 8 million jobs we’ve lost. Today India said ‘no.’" –Jay Leno
"President Obama’s picture book for kids is coming out. That’s when you know things have changed — when Bush writes a 500-page memoir and Obama hands in a coloring book." –Jimmy Fallon
"’The Unemployed American’ is in the running for ‘Time’ magazine’s ‘Man of the Year.’ That must be discouraging, to be on the cover of ‘Time’ and still no one will hire you." –Jimmy Fallon
