funny sayings about man , gun, death, smile, stupid
If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Guns don't kill people… but they make it real easy.
He's not dead… he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
"I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that there were laws against suicide." —Missy Fruchter
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone!
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Attitude determines your altitude.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
If there's anything I can't stand, it's intolerance.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
