funny sayings about Bush, Thanksgiving, Palin
"Former President George W. Bush’s new memoir has already sold 800,000 copies. In other news, the new Bush presidential library just purchased its first 800,000 books." –Conan O’Brien"In a ranking of 35 cities, by ‘Travel and Leisure’ magazine — Los Angeles finished second to last in intelligence. All I can say, thank god for Washington, D.C. Thank god for Washington, D.C." –Jay Leno
“At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what’s the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.” –Jay Leno
"You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I’d get married." –Seth Meyers
"A TSA worker gave me a pat-down and found another TSA worker’s hand." –Jimmy Fallon
"A new study says that radiation from Wi-Fi is hurting trees. Environmentalists are calling it the worst assault on trees since George W. Bush and Sarah Palin became authors." –Jimmy Fallon
funny sayings about Bush, Thanksgiving, Palin
"The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers before Thanksgiving weekend. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity." –Jimmy Fallon
"There’s a new version of Rolling Stone magazine being published specifically for the Middle East. It’s called ‘Throwing Stone.’" –Conan O’Brien
"Ratings for the second episode of Palin’s TV show have gone way down, falling 40 percent. So I guess she and President Obama do have something in common after all." –Jimmy Kimmel
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