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funny sayings about age,girl,clone,government,people 2010 12 13


* “A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.” —Stephen Fry

* Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


* Clones are people two.

* A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

* “A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.” —Unknown

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* “You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.” —Unknown


* A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

* “Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you’re able to persecute.” —Jonathan Kellerman



* If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?


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