funny sayings 2011 02 13 about fool,tomorrow,mother
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxi cabs or cutting hair.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
If its not broken fix it till it is.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
