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funny sayings 2010 09 15

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What does ORLY mean?
Oh really?

today's funny sayings:


~ Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

~ The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

~ Only a seven-year-old can actually taste the difference. When I was a kid, I could taste the difference between different color M&Ms. I thought they were different. For example, I thought the red was heartier, more of a main course M&M. And the light brown was a mellower, kind of after-dinner M. — Jerry Seinfeld


My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don’t know what I’m doing.

~ If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

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